Just texted "Now we're having pun!" to @Travus_White, so maybe it's time to stop pretending I'm a writer and start reading more Kardashian. 42 minutes ago
Sisters brunch: Stuffed French toast (1 apples and bacon, 1 peaches and ricotta), side of bacon. About 2k calories? http://t.co/kbmH9LNm3 hours ago
My roommates have started doing P90X. I think it's interesting, but I'm holding out for like P5X or so. #SIXMinuteAbs4 hours ago
